Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn From: jrc8575@zeus.tamu.edu (red rover) Subject: a very strange fellow Message-ID: <13MAY199203504042@zeus.tamu.edu> Date: Wed, 13 May 1992 08:50:00 GMT the door opened yet again. a peculiar oinking noise is heard. a young man enters. he is wearing only leather mail, and a large red cape. on his chest is a large red symbol of an open eye. a mace hangs at his belt, but otherwise he appears unarmed. his boots are red as is his belt. he is shaved nearly bald, but it is beginning to grow out, a soft brown. at his side, attached to a leesh, is a rather large pig. with a capricious laugh he looks at the halfling. "Sir. I don't think it's safe to bring a pig in here," the barmaid said. "I think it is." "Aren't you worried about all these bears and dogs and wolves and such?" "No mam." A large fighter sitting in the corner growled, "I think you better take that pig outta here. My wolf is hungry." "Sir, i mean no offense, but you're wolf will not eat thong here." "And why not." the fighter growled. "Because this is a doppleganger." [ gasps of amazement ] "don't worry! i have tamed this fearsome beast. he has not attempted to kill anyone in over two years. still, i refuse to release him, for fear he might revert to his evil ways." [ concealed snickers ] cal then lead the pig over to a table. it was the table that the halfling, the bird man and the cat man sat at. "mind if i join you. my name is cal. i'm from ornia." "I'm Stol. Feel free to rest yourself." cal sat down. then cal said, "Stol, would mind if i threw you down a chimney?"