Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
From: pschauer@evans.den.mmc.com (Paul Schauer)
Subject: Life, the Universe and Everything
Message-ID: <1992May15.160815.3095@den.mmc.com>
Date: Fri, 15 May 1992 16:08:15 GMT

O^ulak truly felt that his anthropology career WAS going to be cut short.
*LITERALLY* Not only had he made an un-Orc like comment to his fellow Orc
at the table, but now some clearly irate humans looked like they wanted to
settle some score. O^ulak hoped that his non-threatening khaki field suit
and pith helmet would demonstrate that he had no violence in mind. (Of course,
the notepad should also offer a clue...)

Clearly, the non-linear time distortion was another of O^ulak's observations.
The dizzying array of characters, swords and magik flashing and disembodied
voices made keeping track virtually impossible. There was some good music,
though. One fellow did catch O^ulaks eye, though. Thorr-kan, the white
Minotaur. O^ulak's curiousity was piqued, since this reference seemed to
violate what the humans referred to as "POLITIKALLY KORREKT" (also known as
PI SSY, in the human tongue) O^ulak figured it would be worth listening in 
on his tail er, tale as his (potentially last) project.