Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
From: takashi@nevada.edu (Edward T. Tonai)
Subject: Re: Yet another new arrival
Message-ID: <1992May15.180417.18847@nevada.edu>
Date: Fri, 15 May 1992 18:04:17 GMT


	The door opens, and a middle-aged medium-length dark-haired
woman enters.  She brushes off the dust from her blue dress, looks
around to the patrons of the inn, and smiles.
	"Hi, my name is Marilyn so Verysmart.  I'm just passing through
promoting my syndicated newsgroup, Ask Mary.  You can call me Mary, by
the way.  I hold the alt.useless-facts record for most thoroughly obnoxious
INT: 19 NPC in the AD&D Universe.  I'm married to the famous Cleric
who created the spell "Rock to Artificial Heart,"  High-Priest Jarvik.
So if any of you want to ask me anything--ANYTHING...I'm the one to ask...
Just ask me, Marilyn so Verysmart.  I do nothing to benefit society with
my INT: 19, except to make those math sages who try to challenge my
tricky math problems look like fools!!!  Hahahahahaha!!!!"
	Mary looks around to see if anyone is listening, and seeing that
very few people REALLY care otherwise more people would subscribe to her
newsgroup, decides to just go to the bar and sit down.
	"Hi!  I'm Marilyn so Verysmart, but you can call me Mary!  Could
you please give me a drink?  I'd like a Screaming Viking--in a glass...
and if you have a quarter, I can show you something very interesting about
how if you roll the quarter around the edge of the glass..you only roll
it four times!!!! Wow, isn't that neat?  Figured that out all by myself!
And all those fool sages at <College names deleted to prevent flames> thought
I was WRONG!!! I'm never wrong!!!
	"Now, does anybody have a quarter?"