Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn From: takashi@nevada.edu (Edward T. Tonai) Subject: Re: Introductions are in order Message-ID: <1992May15.184032.19675@nevada.edu> Date: Fri, 15 May 1992 18:40:32 GMT "Geez! Didn't anyone see I was choking on this slice of cucumber?!? Why do you think I was so pale!!! I might have died and then my hubby would have had to come out here from sci.medical.clerical.mayo-clinic and done a "Cure Critical Choke" spell on me!" "Oh well, since I have your attention, I thought I'd share with you some of the letters I receive to answer on my syndicated Newsgroup, alt.useless.ask-mary" "Ahh, here's one!" "Dear Mary, Is Marilyn so Verysmart your real name? Signed, George Iaskstupidquestionstoanyonewillingtolisten" "Well, George, you shouldn't be talking! Of course it's my real name! I changed it from Marilyn Smith when I rolled that 6-6-7 when my Intelligence was being rolled up! (By the Way, my WIS is 18) So it IS my real name. And even though my holier-than-everyone husband wants me to change it to his name, it will stay that way. (Marilyn Jarvik doesn't sound good enough for my own newsgroup)" "Wow, just a little sampling of what interesting kinds of articles you'll find in my syndicated newsgroup, alt.useless.ask-mary" "So subscribe and I'll enlighten you with my 19 Intelligence!!!" "And my 18 Wisdom!!!!!" "And to think my mother wanted me to be a magic-user..."