Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
From: rory@nevada.edu (ROSARITA OLVINA)
Subject: A New Person Walks In
Message-ID: <1992May15.185939.20097@nevada.edu>
Date: Fri, 15 May 1992 18:59:39 GMT

	There is a loud thump at the door.  "ow!"  The door opens.
Rubbing his head, a man holding a cowboy hat enters the pub.  He looks
around at the various patrons, and cries, "HOWDY!!!!"  He smiles.
"My name is Chuck!  Ahm from 'round Wyoming Territory, and ah
was lookin for sum action!"
He dusts off his poncho and looks around for a friendly face, seeing none,
he sits down next to a cloaked figure in a corner of the room...
"Howdy!  My name is Billy-Bob-Joe-John-Hoss-Clint-Greg-Maurice-Adolf-Jose
McHickman.  But you can call me Chuck!  So where d'you come from, stranger?"
He scoots his chair up next to the dark cloaked figure in the corner and
puts his arm around him.  "You can be my new buddy!  I'll even buy you
a drink!  Howsabout that?!?!?!  Hey, you got any little sisters?  I gots
a whole bunch!  Wanna see my neato knife?  It's my only weapon, but once
I had a real big club ah used to fight off baddies!  Any baddies around
here?  Hey, does this town need a sheriff?  I'm pretty handy with a 
sword!  Or maybe the bar needs a bouncer!  I know I'm a little scrawny
for my age, I'm 15, but I'm real feisty!  Hey bartender!  Gimme a
pitcher of Whiskey for me an my new best pal...Uhhh...What was your
name again?"