From: c9e-al@danube.Berkeley.EDU (Chua Hak Lien) Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn Subject: Higar: Re: A near thing, and a surprise [ + Mary ] Date: 17 May 1992 17:06:16 GMT Message-ID: References: <1992May17.153034.1887@iconix.oz.au> In article <1992May17.153034.1887@iconix.oz.au> ajm@iconix.oz.au (Andrew Mack) writes: >The stranger stared at Grzz-uk. Without taking his eyes off the half-orc's >face, he pulled aside his codpiece and urinated on the floor between Grzz-uk's >feet. > >Grzz-uk stared back at the stranger and a grin spread across his face. >He unbuttoned his trousers and urinated all over the stranger's boots. >Then he slapped the stranger on the back and roared, "Drinks for >everyone! And two for my new friend!" Everyone laughed and the tension >was broken. > Higar looks at the liquid upon the floor. "Mop boy! 'Tis time to use that magic mop of yours..." Mary frowns in disgust. "The next patron who insists on using the inn as a cesspit, will face dire consequences." She goes into the kitchen, and emerges with a sharp cleaver. "MOP BOY!", Mary shouts at the top of her voice. You have heard lightning cracks that were less intrusive.... Higar takes one final drink, then falls to the floor, dead drunk with a happy look upon his face. Higar The Horrible -- Smelly Dwarf with Nice XBow, Trapmaker for Hire *=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=* [ Stats Available Upon Request ]