From: boenne@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Robert C. Boenne)
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: Fooman/Madam Rue/Zia/The Sage/Saph/Bartender--"What the Hell?!-2"
Keywords: Fooman Madam Rue Zia The Sage Saph Bartender Weather SPAM Ale Fries
Message-ID: <49295@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
Date: 19 May 92 00:43:45 GMT
References: <14MAY199208345709@zeus.tamu.edu> <1992May18.085346.24267@philtis.cft.philips.nl> <1992May18.212343.2293@athena.mit.edu>

Fooman looks around the room and finds quite a bit of chaos.  Naturally,
this isn't nearly enough for him.  Soooooo.......

Fooman shouts, "BARMAID!!!!!  MORE ALE!!!  MORE FRIES!!!  And a side order
of SPAM!"  Fooman, not being in good spirits since he is too cheap to by
the good type of spirts, clears off the table with a swipe of the hand and
causes a huge mess (remember all of the food and ale previously).  "Oooooo",
he says in a low tone.  He frowns, grumbles, growles, and of course "What the
hells?!" a few times.  With a few ancient words, strange gestures, flaps of
his ears, and some smoke through the nose, he casts a colorful, sparkling
cloud on the mess.  The mess disappears and arrives clean as a whistle
(obviously, not a wolf whistle 'cause how clean can those be?) on the
shelves behind the bar.

Fooman suddenly has a fit a laughter and a mischivous grin comes across his
face distoring it into a shade of ugliness that is best not described.  He
starts to chant and other magical, mystic things and after a while a small
greyish cloud appears on the surface of the table. Grinning from ear to ear
(truly a hideous sight), Fooman bends over and starts to whisper to the cloud
which shimmers various rainbow colors.  Fooman gestures and the cloud rises and
two glowing eyes can be seen in the cloud.

The cloud starts to wander throughout the inn, the eyes looking at everything.
As the cloud wanders, it changes colors, sparkels, and mumbles.  It looks at
empty glasses and rains liquor into them.  It also rains upon some patrons at
random.  A few of the patrons make warding gestures and the cloud moves away. 
Occasional bursts of lighting from the cloud tend to irritate many people. 
Fooman, totally enjoying himself, is laughing himself even sillier than he
already is.

Fooman looks at his empty table and shouts "What the hell?  I WANT SPAM AND
FRIES!  AND ALE."  He then jumps off the chair, and falls flat on his
face.  After a bout of rolling, rocking, and similar such struggling to get
up, he goes over to the bar and Madame Rue.

He goes to the bar and comes up to Rue's navel.  "BARTENDER!!!!  Give this lady
a drink!", he says while tossing a gold piece upon the bar.  "Hey lady!"
"BARTENDER!!!! Give that blue beauty Saph a drink, too.... Hey Saph!", he
drones on.

As he awaits her responce, he calls out to the lady with the odd jobs bag, "I
have a few jobs that you might be able to take care of <heh, heh>."

And with a few deft gestures, Fooman sends to cloud to amuse The Sage.

        -Fooman's evil twin skippy