From: c9e-al@danube.Berkeley.EDU (Chua Hak Lien) Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn Subject: Higar: Re: special delivery Date: 19 May 1992 18:27:20 GMT Message-ID: References: In article s082@brems.ii.uib.no writes: >He looks up, examining the ruined doorway with a grunt, then looks >around at the guests. 'WH#R# D& Y*% W@NT !T, TH#N?' he booms out. >Looking down at the whimpering gnome at his feet, he adds in a voice >as contemptous as only several thousand years of living underground >and a heart of rock can make it: 'G!T &P, FJRRGURNEG' > > ; Ketil Malde, In real life: s082@ii.uib.no + > ; ISO-8859-1 rules Honk if you love unicorns! + "A TRHOLL! Pah, 'tis time for Higar to do what Higar do besthus..." With that, he rushes from his table towards the green giant, his hammer drawn. His crossbow, still attached by a chain to his belt, clatters along the floor noisily. "Take that!", Higar shouts, trying to smash the Troll's kneecap. The blow is caught by the huge hands of the Troll, however, who then pushes the hammer away. It slides along the floor and makes a nice rectangular- shaped hole in the far wall. The Troll picks Higar up by his dirty collar. "Ghulp! Could we ( hic! ) discuss this?", says Higar. The Troll exposes its three inch long incisors, and puts the dwarf's face right next to it's own, flattening their noses together. The Troll doesn't seem very happy. "Nice Troll.. nice.. troll? ( hic? )," says Higar, frantically petting the Troll's bushy head. With a loud grunt the Troll hurls the dwarf across the room, one-handed. "ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh....", dwarf and crossbow sail through the air, nearly hitting the faeries before going through the window in a perfect arc. * KLANG * KRUCNCH * KRUMBLE * KERANG * KLONK * Littlefair, his back turned all through this, gives a loud sigh. "No dwarf tossing in the bar.", he says, continuing to wipe a beerglass. Higar The Horrible -- Smelly Dwarf with Nice XBow, Trapmaker for Hire *=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=* [ Uhh... on second thought, he won't be able to be hired for the next two weeks.. ]