From: tkelly@unix2.tcd.ie (Mithrandir) Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn Subject: New Character Message-ID: Date: 28 May 92 14:42:51 GMT Name:Goldar Axeswallower Race:Dwarf Occupation:Fighter. -He is 64 years old and has an evil look about him.His beard (The pride of every Dwarf.) is black with a silver streak running down the centre of it.His Armor is old ,but he still wears it as a reminder of when he killed the red Dragon of Helden. He carries his trusty Battle Axe(Vorpal to be exact) with him at all times.It is slung on his back and at some stages even talks to the damn thing.He has given it a name of which is after the type it is .The name off "slice" seem's addiquate to him....... He carries a Wine skin which contains a valuable liquid..... This so strong that no mortal is able to drink more than 200ml per day.Once before and only once was he temted to a drinking contest by a fire giant.They drank between them at least 5 wine skins.Eventually the Fire giant gave up and gave it it's name of "Goldar's Brawhiscov" the strongest drink in the realms.The brew more deadly than pure Dwarfen Whiskey is fabbled among those of the stout race.So strong that one stupid Half-ling took a mighty slug of the wine-skin and almost immeditly spontanously combusted........... He has been on many an adventure and shows many sign's of it as well.These been of a small beard which still has not grown fully since the Red Dragon fried it many a moon ago.. He's also been resurrected from a death from the time he proudly defended his homeland of "Citedeal Adbar" where he was killed by a Black Wizard which he has only just killed in the defence of his new Dutchy... He carries many a magical item these been 1-The Battle Axe "Slice"....... 2-A Ring of Free Action....... 3-A Ring of Flying......... 4-Dragon Hyde Armor (red) 5-The Girdle of Storm Giant Strenght....... 6-Loads of Potions.............. This may seem to be a very Munchkin type character, but it's not really very munchkin at the end of the day.For the Saddist D.M who put's it through so much shite these day's is unbeliveable... He has to keep the Goblin Hordes from destroing his new Dutchy ,while keeping all his soilders paid at the same time.... He has a limited amount of land that seems to be shrinking every day..... The Dwarfen settlement in the Troll Hills have just struck it rich with the Mitril inthe hills and the Goblins think it is my Mitril.And the bastard'in Dwarfs want to trade it at double it's price...... Doesn't it make you feel as if you want to cry.............. Me Bollox..... It makes this Dwarf live on .For I hardly ever keep him his Dutchy for he prefers to go and party on the backs of the Drow in Under Mountain where the Drow almost every time give him all the treasure they have....... I'm using Mithrandir's account,but this is NOT him talking. -- ]]>>>Mithrandir<<<[[ ]]>>tkelly@unix2.tcd.ie<<[[ "In the uttermost West I was Olorin,In the South I am Incanus, among the elves I am Mithrandir,in the North I am Gandalf. To the East,I go not"-rough Tolkien quote from Gandalf.