Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
From: jamesbs@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (JJ Glamma)
Subject: Shar reacts to Dark Helmet
Message-ID: <9215718.15167@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
Keywords: Shar Silverbreeze Ogion Sanda Felix Oerth Sheena quest 
References: <9215414.21424@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
Date: Fri, 5 Jun 1992 08:41:52 GMT

[Dark Helmet from _Spaceballs_ enters the inn]

>"Barman"
>The fiqure pauses,
>"Barman!"
>Another wait
>"BARMAN!"
>"Give me a coffee, -- and make sure it isn't too hot or else ...."

>The barman (eventually) plonks down the beverage.
>The fiqure digs in his cloak and produces some currency.
>He looks around for somewhere to sit ....
>After a moment he shuts his faceplate.
>The breathing sound resumes.
>The figure walks up to Silverbreeze Shar etc.
>He speaks in a forcedly deep voice with a very clearly false shakesperean accent
>"My name, is Dark Helmet. May I join you?"

"NO!!!!!" screams Shar, "DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE!"

She points to Silverbreeze, "He's the boss around here. If you want to join us,
clear it with him." She eyes Dark Helmet up and down, "though I think you'd be
better off making an appointment with your tailor."



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JJ Glamma                          | "If there ever is another war in Europe it
aka James William Patrick Bennetts |  will start with some damn fool thing in 
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I LIKED HIGHLANDER 2, OK!          |  	-- Otto Von Bismarck (1890)
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