From: rt22@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Richard Thomassen)
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: Grog to Ninja: the story
Message-ID: <1992Jun5.120113.2649@unix.brighton.ac.uk>
Date: 5 Jun 92 12:01:13 GMT


"You heal wounds. Good. No eat you."
"Grog warrior. Big warrior. Kill many Karaken scum.
Karaken try to invade the Cantrev of Lord John.

People in Cantrev not like Grog, or brother Brog. They shout
'They killed our children' and other liesss. Nassty humans.

But Grog not mind. Many men pay Grog to enter the skull woods and
kill bad men.



Me got good at dat. 

Then army came. Named Karaken. Large army. I kill many, but not
enough.  They have Femorian...."

Grog drops the greatsword and draws an excuisitly forged broard sword.

"....but me go through door of worlds and steal this of elf things. Kill
formorian well. Push bad onessss back."

"Me then get paid by man in red to get back hiss book. Friends say man important. Me find book. Book say he pay karaken, even though he work for Sir John.

Me angry. Me take hhis head. Me do good"

The thing grins, revealing a rows of filthy canies. " But guild master not
think so. Tells sir John I kill his man. Many men come to get me. Me run.
Find Door of worlds. Arive heeer."

It looks around, choking down the Balrog water..

"Where is here?  Who pay me to fight? Me fight free for you. You heal..."