From: scheider@Oswego.EDU (Linda Scheiderich)
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: Re: OH NO! Not another new character!
Message-ID: <1992Sep25.150548.10202@oswego.Oswego.EDU>
Date: 25 Sep 92 15:05:48 GMT
References: <1992Sep24.163406.25416@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>

The pub door bangs open and an indignant young woman wearing a long blue
robe with stars, planets, and lighting embroidered in silver storms in,
making a beeline for the table whereat the young man with the stuffed toy
sits.  She has dark brown hair and her brown eyes flash in anger.  "Calvin,
I can't believe you!", she yells, ignoring his discomfort at the way she 
draws attention.  "First, you make me dress up in this silly outfit, then 
you bring me to this silly place and DESERT me when we see a dog who just 
happens to breathe fire and turns you to stone if you look at it!  If we 
weren't in polite company, I'd fireball you right here!"
Almost as an afterthought, she says to the toy, "hi, Mr Tiger.  I'm glad
that at least one other person besides me has some intelligence".
As the girl turns around to go to the bar, the tiger straightens up and
says, "ha!  I told you.  She likes ME better."  "Shut up", the strapping
young blonde man says.  "Why did I bring her along?  Girls are a liability."
"She did think to icebomb that hellhou...", begins the tiger.  "I said, shut
up" interrupts the man.
Suzy returns to the table with a PBJ and a glass of milk of her own.  Smiling
sweetly at the young man, she says "I got private rooms for both of us for the
night."
"What about Hobbes?" asks Calvin.
"He could stay with me" she says smugly.
Hobbes perks up, but Calvin says "no way.  He's my tiger, he stays with me."
"By the way,"  she purrs, still syrupy sweet, "I put everything on your tab."

        [admin: Cat spikes the ball into Robert's court...]

           Cat, the Mystical Divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Whither goest thou, young rogue?  Dost there yet remain some villainy thou
hast not committed?