Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
From: mreinker@nyx.cs.du.edu (Matt Reinker)
Subject: Re: [blade] gortok heads out of the bar
Message-ID: <1992Nov14.122214.659@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Keywords: undwarf bar [blade]
References: <1992Nov14.120613.292@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 92 12:22:14 GMT

	As the screams filled the room, Gortok stared at the wall
dumbfounded.  He had invoked the command of decay, the wall should have
started rotting and taking the Whole bar with it.  Gortok turned and
surveyed the room.
	Rats were pouring in at all sides, the once angry mob now
screaming in panic.  While the mob was distracted, Gortok took the time to
consult the instruction manual that came with his axe.  So that's what
happened, he had used the attract vermin command, not decay as he had
intended.
	The room was rapidly degenerating into a state of total chaos when
a city health inspecter and two lawyers entered the bar.
	"I don't know why I came here, but I think it's a good time for a
surprise inspection," said the Inspector gleefully, as he pulled out a
clipboard and began scribbling madly.
	"so the vermin attraction really does work," said Gortok. As he
ducked out the front door and walked swiftly from the bar.  
	He paused for a momment to turn off the vermin attraction and
stepped carefully through a small crowd of rats, mice and confused
politicians.  He headed in the direction that he had last heard the scream.

Gortok the  Undwarf.