From: djb6@ellis.uchicago.edu (Dennis Brennan)
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: [R] Karl: R 'n R on the _Arcas_
Message-ID: <1992Nov24.004533.20666@midway.uchicago.edu>
Date: 24 Nov 92 00:45:33 GMT

"Bloody hell," thought Karl as he rubbed his woozy head.  He continued
to grip the wheel of the _Arcas_, mistakenly believing that his diligence
at his selected post was critical in order to stay the course of the
boat.  Actually, the hitherto swinging boom had finally been secured by
a member of the crew.  Nevertheless, despite his exhaustion, Karl 
maintained his position until the pilot finally showed up to relieve him.

Supporting his weary self by gripping the deck-rail with both raw, sore
hands, Karl staggered back toward the stern of the ship where he had
previously been relaxing.  Karl was rather stunned at the extent of the
damage done to the _Arcas_.  The quivering forms of sailors, pirates
and passengers lay sprawled about the deck in varying states of agony.
Much of the woodwork on the side of the ship which the _Cote_D'Azur_
had attempted to broadside was splintered and ruined.  One of the _Arcas's_
sails lay in tatters across the port side of the bow, and healers attempted
to administer to the wounds of the injured.  In short, it was a scene
to which Karl had grown accustomed over the last thirty years.  

Had Karl been a diligent emissary, he would have immediately proceeded to
Amaan's cabin to make sure of the welfare of the man whom he had been
ordered to escort.  But at this time Karl was more aware of his fatigue
than his duty, and proceeded immediately to a chair in the sun, where
he immediately fell asleep.

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

As it happened, another was evaluating the status of Amaan at that moment.
Artifice continued to inspect the Klein (sp?) bottle with the kind of
frustration which only an endless iteration loop can give an artificial
intelligence.  Amaan was inside, and outside, and inside...

Finally, it stopped.  Something blew, or perhaps it was an automated
safety trip....

STANDBY...PROCESSING VISUAL INPUT...
STANDBY...PROCESSING VISUAL INPUT...
STA^C
C: <delete *.*
ARE YOU SURE (y/n): Y
PROCESSING:
AUTOEXEC.BAT: ADDRESS ERROR IN -4096
>restart
GOODBYE>
 
Artifice's visual organs registered that white line on a background reducing
to a point that you see on old black & white TV sets turning off.

His head drooped to his chest.

A man who, strangely, exactly resembled Karl of Generica slumped to the
floor in a state equivalent to a coma.  This man had no name.



-- 
Dennis Brennan
djb6@midway.uchicago.edu

