From: hilanse@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: Bossie: Gets Milked!
Message-ID: <1993Mar9.210510.6307@wkuvx1.bitnet>
Date: 9 Mar 93 21:05:09 CST

	Farmer Joe Bob Billy Ray (Hereafter referred to as J2BR)
milked Bossie, squeezing the milk from her udders and collecting it in
the bucket below. Bossie loved Farmer J2BR, he was nice to her, and he
never forgot to milk her at 6:00 AM, when it was just right. She dozed
quietly as she was milked. She dreamt and dreamt, and was suddenly in
the middle of a nightmare. She smelled blood and tasted flesh, it was
vile, yet she enjoyed it perversely. Bossie knew it was bad, but she
didn't care. She saw the horrified face of her victim, it was Farmer
J2BR, this shocked her to her senses and her sudden movement surprised
the farmer so much that he fall backwards onto the hay.

	Bossie looked at him with her unfathomable muddy brown eyes as
if to say I'm sorry. Bossie's love for the farmer was tainted now, but
he stood up, shook himself off, and dusted the hay from his clothes.
"Well, Bossie, are you okay? You seem kinda sick.." Bossie just mooed
miserably. Farmer J2BR let her out into the pasture, and, though it
was a beautiful day, Bossie just couldn't seem to frolic, she lay in
the grass, worrying and worrying. She fell asleep in the meadow, and ,
when night fell, the beast awoke.

	This time the beast followed the country road down to the
woods, it hid in them and waited for someone, anyone, on whom to
feed...

Bossie's Tragedy
(C)1993 Purely Weird Publishing

--I'll say mental illness is an
  understatement, this guy's lost
  a cog or something.
---Ya, a few bricks short of a 
   load, bees in the bonnet, cows
   in the morgue...
--Ah, now you're starting to talk 
  like he does.