From: hilanse@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: Wonko:Athorbalo:Bossie:&Eldarath:
Message-ID: <1993Mar11.191250.6347@wkuvx1.bitnet>
Date: 11 Mar 93 19:12:50 CST

	It was late afternoon, when Wonko and Athorbalo heard another
sound. It was that of a strong wind, a very strong wind.

Wonko turned to face the noise and as he did, he and Athorbalo were
lifted from the ground and carried into the clouds.

In another section of the city, a similar thing happened to Eldarath,
who was sucked up into a twister.

There were yet other reports, those of a sopping wet flying cow with
fangs being drawn into the heavens.

Only a few sages knew what had happened, and they answered the city's
declarations that these were bad omens. The explained that it was
Daytonus, the God of Spring Break, calling to comfort those who were
due a little rest.

The sages proclaimed that it would only be a short time (a week)
before Daytonus would return those whose stress he had relieved.

(Have a nice spring break if ya got one, and have a nice weekend if ya
don't, from Susan, Scott, and Howard.) (Athorbalo, Wonko & Bossie, and
Eldarath)

The Big Vacation
(C)1993 GoingNowhere Publishing
--Why does this moron do this to us.
---Do what?
--Why does he prolong our suffering?
---You mean, why does he make us wait?
--No, I mean, why does he keep posting?