Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn From: hibschmn@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Johann Allen Hibschman) Subject: [JOI] Are we missing anything? Message-ID: <1993Mar29.044139.1916@Princeton.EDU> Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1993 04:41:39 GMT As a few more people join the little company gathered about Elanon, Quaeros glances about quizically. He examines the faces of those arrayed around the table, pondering each in turn. Finally, he turns to address the others. "I must admit that we form an impressive-appearing force. However, I'm loath to embark on any project without having a feel for what resources I will have to bring to it. I've heard the tale of Alarond and can easily imagine the usefulness of a shapeshifter in all manner of situations. I have heard some mention of the fighting prowess of Aleric and Kyar. I must admit that I have little idea of what skills Taredain or Ildamar may bring to the group. Of Laureth and Darkin I know only that they claim to be talented in something. For those of you who have just arrived, my name is Quaeros, and I am a cleric of Ronkel. However, don't expect me to be like those accursed clerics at the Temple of Ilmater in this city who would heal every injury and disease in the entire world if they could. Can the fools not see that death is the balance to life, that the old and weak must die to make room for new life? Pardon my digression, but irresponsible healing is one of my pet peeves. Ronkel is a god of death, and as a servant of Him, do not expect me to patch your every little scratch. 'So what is this cleric good for, then?' you ask. I know much lore, can survive fairly well in a wilderness, and am skilled with my daggers. But I am becoming far to serious." Quaeros reaches into a pouch at his side and pulls out four brightly colored balls, which he then begins to juggle. "I don't people to think that I'm one of these gloom and doom types. Far from it! I sing! I dance! Well, not really, but I do juggle and know a few minor tricks of sleight-of-hand. Somehow I always tend to lapse into Mr. Serious Cleric Type when discussing religion, but I try to resist. Just don't argue philosophy with me, or I'll drone on for hours. Ask Elanon, he knows all to well what I mean. So just think of me as the friendly neighborhood death cleric. Ahh, but I've rambled on too long, much longer than anything I need from any of you. I just wanted to make sure we did in fact have someone with a clue about the wilderness or who was at least moderately stealthy, since I tend to be rather poor at both. I can cook, though. Did I mention that before? Not that my last group of companions would ever let me near the cooking pot. They'd always gripe something like 'Are you outta your mind? There's no way I'm gonna let a DEATH cleric make dinner.' Sheesh. And they never let me be on watch by myself. But we're all friends here, so I'm SURE you'd never even DREAM of persecuting a poor little elf for his religion, right?" With this, Quaeros finally shuts up and sits down, to the great relief of all. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Johann Hibschman | My brain hurts! Sorry! Shut up! hibschmn@phoenix.princeton.edu | Sorry! My brain hurts! Shut up! ---------------------------------------------------------------------