Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) Subject: ADMIN: Frogs! Message-ID: <1993Apr1.212431.21226@cheshire.oxy.edu> Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:24:31 GMT ADMIN: Starting tomorrow, the new theme of APDI will be frogs. Everyone will become a frog, and I mean everyone. Frogs will rain from the sky. All buildings must be constructed from frogs, and in their description must say what type of frogs they are. The streets will be paved with frogs. It will rain frogs. The wind will be merely the sweet breath of billions of frogs. Frog ships will sail the Great Blue, which from now on will be known as the Great Green Frog. It will consist of infinite amounts of glorious, wonderful, beautiful amphibious frogs. Rowan Littlefair will now be known as Rowan Frog. So will everyone. Those with more than one word names must be known as [x] Frog, i.e., Lucas Frog... Sgt. T.E.Frog. One word names will simply be known as Frog. 'Raelf will be known as 'Frog. Serene will be known as Frog, but it will be pronounced 'Fuh-ROG- gah'. In accordance with this new official policy, all threads must con- tain the indication [frog] in the subject line. The Bestiary has been revamped and will now give explicit information on the over 367 kinds of happy, hoppy frogs living happy, hoppy lives in the Known Lands, which by the way will now be called the Known Frog. All other planes of exis- tance will be called the Unknown Frogs. Our plane is the Nexus of Frogs, which is the most important spot for Frogs everywhere. You have no choice in this matter. Nothing can prevent your becoming a frog. It is your destiny. Join us. Those who do not become frogs will be ruthlessly hunted down and destroyed by special Frog death squads. No execptions. Join, or die. Toads are not allowed. Thank you for your cooperation. -- Clint