Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn From: arsmith@nyx.cs.du.edu (Alan Smith) Subject: [NTY] Traveling. Message-ID: <1993Jul20.204115.15920@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> References: <1993Jul19.045202.17880@midway.uchicago.edu> Date: Tue, 20 Jul 93 20:41:15 GMT "Orluccar: The religious center of Rameshan, and the seat of the Oacularity of the Temple of Ashes. The Oracle at the temple, according to legend, is a four thousand year old woman." --The Atlas of the Known Lands There is a definite aura to Orluccar, not necissarily in the magic sense (though there's definitely one of them as well) but in the more mundane sense that later generations on a different world would call "zietgiest." In a nutshell, everyone in Orluccar was pious. Greeting a stranger on the street was likely to entail a reference to at least two gods, and any sort of business transaction had a 30% chance of involving the sacrifice of a furry animal. The archetecture was a modified version of that seen in Pashar, the windows being vaulted instead of square and the ubiquitous spires of Pashar were replaced with temples. Cardinal Xar's men were out in force, though Palandun saw no sign of the Cardinal himself. Strangely, in close association with Xar's demonstraters were demonstrators for the Society of Gentlemen Apothecaries. Palandun asked one of the SGA's if the two societies were working together. " Hardly. Xar's misguided legions are trying to supress the use of magic, while we quite rightly defend it. How about yourself? Do you support goodness and decency, or do you fall in with those perverted discples of innacurate religion?" Palandun replied that he was a foreigner, and felt it better to stay out of Rameshan's internal strife, however, he had not heard so many value adjectives crammed into a smaller space since the last time a Factionalist had gone to speak at the town hall in It-Atta. Yes, that was a compliment, of sorts. Acting on the advice of the woman he bought lunch from (who was pretty adamant on the point) Palandun payed his three sheckels and managed to avoid sacrificing a cow to take the tour of the temple of ashes. His little joke about the god ashes flopped miserably, and he resolved to shut up for the rest of the tour. Palandun heard a lot of useless facts about temple architecture and history, and on the whole spaced it, except when the tour group stopped by in the chamber of the Oracle. She stood up, walked over to Palandun, and said: "You will be the Carrot." "Gee, thanks." Palandun replied. "It's better than being the Stick." She replied. Palandun was inclined to wonder how she judged these things. The rest of the tour, including the guide, was very impressed that the Oracle had actually taken the time out to give *him* his fortune, and several of them asked him fir his autograph. The Priests were more than a little pissed, and tried to extort a large sum of money post facto for his "consultation with the oracle." Palandun was disurbed, as he really didn't want to become a carrot, or any other vegetable for that matter. The whole thing reminded him of a recurring nightmare of his. There were fewer foodstuffs invoved in securing a berth in the convoy to Alamatar, and they set off the next day, to the sacrifice of two camels. He travelled in a large cart with a silk merchant, a concubine who's lover was coming in on the next Silk Road Convoy, a knight (the two of them had long debates about the relative merit of Heavy Cav versus Carted Inf), and his girlfriend, a spoiled princess of one of the itty bitty countries in the Great Heath. By dinner on the first day the Concubine was annoyed with the princess, by breakfast the next day Palandun was, and the Silk merchant only managed to hold out till lunch. On the fifth day the three of them were idly plotting and, on the eighth day, when the Convoy leader announced that they were officially lost, it was only with drawn sword that Palandun managed to stop the other two. When they finally arrived the concubine and the silk merchant immediately went to the temple of United to offer thanks. Palandun rented a camel and rode out to the diggings. There he found 1) A big hole in the ground. 2) A lot of tents. 3) No sign of any people. He had, in fact, expected this, and rode back to aquire some supplies. Armed with light-gem, among other things, Palandun dropped into the hole and looked around, finally deciding to follow the smoke-marks on the ceiling.