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From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
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Subject: ADMIN: An Issue of the Examiner
Date: 8 Sep 1993 20:39:48 GMT
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I have assembled enough subplots to put out an issue of the
Generican _Examiner_, available for the low price of three silver
pieces (plus tip) from newsboys and news imps all over the city.
Printed on incredibly cheap paper with ink that rubs off in your
hands, the _Examiner_ has been serving the people of Generica
for forty years.

If you have an event you want written up, or a story, or an ad you
want to appear, mail it to me BY MONDAY.  Monday, the presses start
pounding.  (There aren't any automated presses, so they have to use
the old Gutenberg-type.  Luckily, there are a lot of them, and a lot
of workers to press them.)

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the
 black flag and begin slitting throats."---------H. L. Mencken
Jason D. "corleyj@gas.uug.arizona.edu" Corley Claims Full Responsibility