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From: hutch@ibeam.intel.com (Steve Hutchison)
Subject: Re: [LH][Colony] Catch a Falling Star
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[ADMIN]  This appears twice on some systems because I put
the wrong [ident] string in the header.  I've cancelled
the original one but you still might see it.

[ADMIN]  This happens sort of during all the other LH party
stuff, and just before a certain celestial catastrophe.
Lady Ale appears by permission of Penny Hutchison.  This post
is copyright 1993 by Stephen Hutchison, permission granted to
distribute via the usual Usenet channels and for archival.
All other rights reserved.

=*==*=

"Aww, come on, please?  It doesn't even have to be the best
looking."

"Rikki!  If you so much as taste one of my guests or _any_of my
staff, especially the cuddleboys and girls, I will personally
see to it that you are fined and stripped of your Travel papers,
as expensively and as painfully as possible."

Lady Ale lit her pipe and drew a long slow breath from the end.
She blinked, slowly, then exhaled.  "Nobody here is due to die
soon, dear friend, and you may not arrange for them to be in
that condition.  I disapprove of your cavalier way with the
Hunter's Code.  Go out to Low Town if you want a snack.  There
are hundreds there who are are on the menu."  She dismissed him
with a languid wave.  "Go glut yourself."

The ugly man frowned.  "Ale, you are just no fun."

"I'm not going to argue with you."  She blew a big gust of smoke
into his apelike face; he coughed and parted the smoke around
his head.

"Saroya  was never this stuck up."

She laughed.  "Saroya let you charm her far too often.  You go
look for dinner somewhere else, you weasel!"

"Otter.  Not weasel."  He grinned, showing gorilla teeth.

"Have a drink and then go elsewhere.  I'm very busy here at the
moment.  Why aren't you up at the party?"

"I was gonna stop by there later."

"Do that."  She dismissed him with a langorous wave, returning
to her place behind the big oak desk that filled the far end of
the office.  "Sascha, show him to the door, please.  The exit
door."

A tall imposing human male in black bowed to Lady Ale and opened
the door.  When Rikkitani didn't move, he loosened the belt of
his coat, showing the black wand he carried against his skin.

"All right, I'm goin'.  Whatta grouch.  Lead on, Sascha.  C'ya
later, babe," Rikkitani dodged around the outstretched hand of
the bouncer, winking lewdly at Lady Ale.  He ran ahead to the
door, and vanished as he jumped through the frame.

"Shall I pursue him, Mistress?"

"No, he's gone -- and I will torment him later, I think."

==**==

Looking out over the city used to be a favorite pastime.  Back
in those days he could see things.  Now the tunnel around his
eyesight, the veil of smoke and mist, was too thick.  He could
barely see to cook.

Once he had a cook.  The old woman left years ago.  She had
promised to cook for him forever, and she didn't.  And she never
gave him any children, either.  This city, for all its other
flaws, put value on having heirs, as commodities to trade like
all others.  And in the end that was what he ran out of.

Commodities.  Trade goods.  Knowledge.  Contacts.  The influence
in high places.  When Melwiss took power, it was the beginning
of his fall.  Hoshei no longer traded here.  There were some who
scorned his claims, that said the country itself never existed,
that the people he was describing had to be from E'Tarusia and
that he was no more than an escaped servant who had drunk too
much and thought he was the master.  There were some who thought
that he made a good mark for con games and that they could
terrorize him into giving them what little of his treasure
remained.

He showed them wrong, in that at least.  He still remembered the
hard lessons taught by the monks in their mountain lairs, the
first of his five apprenticeships.  His father had wanted him, a
worthless tenth son, to be trained in the monks' tricks until he
could be sold as a guard.  Father never expected him to take
holy orders, to become a monk himself.  But the monks had taught
him obedience as well as combat, and he obeyed his father's wish
and took his second apprenticeship, indentured to the merchant
prince Han.  That had been his downfall, because Han was the
first of his people to visit Generica, and the old man, then a
young man called Chenmin, was the great Han's personal guard.
They had made great profits.  His indenture ended and he was
returned to his father, and Han died at the hands of an assassin
before he could return for a second time of service.  Great Han's
funeral was in the old style.  Han was a pragmatist, though, and
would have been displeased at the waste of good wives, his number
one wife sending numbers two and three to attend him while she
remained behind to guide his sons.

Chenmin was sent on to his third apprenticeship with a maker of
fine lacquered boxes, but he had no feeling for the delicate
painting that went under the half a hundred layers of varnish.
He returned home at the first appointed time to find his father
sunk into the trap of the lotus and poppy.  He found also that
he had been sold again, his fourth apprenticeship, to the doctor
who had addicted his father to the drug.  The doctor proved a
competent teacher, at least.  He gave Chenmin a new mystic name,
Wanderer in Wild Places, to use when making his medicines.  The
doctor was more than just an herbalist and knew more than simply
the places where the needles went, where the dung and incense
were to be burned to restore health to his patients.  He knew
secrets of magic, the hidden and currently illegal Way of Wisdom.

The old man stopped in his reminiscences.  He had been a poor
pupil, preferring the outer to the inner, but he was still good
enough to sense the spirit-flow of the thief who lurked outside
the range of his poor vision.  The fifth apprenticeship was one
he found himself, with the Blue Lotus; the proof that he was
master of the art had come when the doctor died of an overdose
of the drug that he had used to destroy Chenmin's father.  It
had taken surprisingly little effort to do the job.  The doctor
went to his death in the mistaken belief that he had died of his
own foolish mistake, but trusting his student to see to his
proper burial.  He was still waiting, half a hundred years later,
for that proper burial, and his spirit could not go on to the
judges of karma until the magical writings binding it to the
poppy-dreaming were gone.  Wanderer in Wild Places had been
careful in the preparation of those writings.  They were well
protected from damp and from insect, from rat and decay, and it
should be a very long time before they were gone.

A fast strike to the left with his walking stick made the thief
regret his brashness.  Even though the mark was blind, a good
thief did not stand with the light behind them in the frame of
the window, and the thief remembered this lesson as the blow
sent him reeling backwards, through the open frame.  The ground
was only three stories down, he wasn't killed, was hardly
injured at all.  Just a sprain and the next four weeks spent
hungrier than usual from the loss of agility.  The old man had
already forgotten him.

His fifth apprenticeship. He had found the assassin who killed
Han, entirely by accident.  She had taken up religion, become a
monk of the wandering homeless variety, and when the young doctor
cured her of a skin disease, the traces of her old tattoo, poorly
erased, were uncovered.  The assassin agreed, then, to teach the doctor
all she knew of the arts of the assassin, the thief, and the
mendicant.  The doctor was an apt pupil.  They wed in the old
style.

Five apprenticeships served, mostly with distinction.  And here
in Generica, where his skills as a doctor had grown useless in
the face of his loss of vision and his growing palsy, where the
pulses in his own hands and ears drowned out those of his
patients.  And his skill as a trader, that had failed him long
ago, as the upstart Melwiss and his cronies had taken over his
businesses while their business partners back home had conquered
his homeland.  Leaving him here, with only the life of a guard,
or a beggar.  He was too old to be a guard, and he was too proud
to beg.

He made boxes.  True, they lacked the high artistry and delicate
fine brushwork of his third master.  But they were pretty enough,
and the local people had nothing like them, and no taste to know
there was something better, so the old man had made enough of a
living to get by.

Until lately.  He wandered half dreaming, half awake, lost in
the past and the future.  He wondered if his mind had started to
fail him, and fumbled for the pot to put on water for tea.  He
sat, staring, the water on the stove and the fire unlit, waiting
for it to boil.

The dreams came.  Dreams of fire and stone.  If he had some of
that drug, the one which killed his teacher and ruined his
father, he would have been able to use it to spirit-travel, to
enter the world of the dream and see what it was trying to tell
him.  Instead he stayed in the attic of his small house, where
the lacquer boxes dried around him, and listened to the wind and
talked to himself.

== * ==

There is plasma on the outer fringes of the gas-sheath around
this ball of semi-molten rock.  The nearby liquid mass screens
some of the sensation, but the careful observer can still feel
the rock as it becomes superheated, ionizing and burning.

Rikkitani is one of those careful observers.  He moves from
one building to another, screened by words that draw on the
transparency of gas and the inertness of the solid mass.  A
second sense begins to warn him -- there is an Event here, very
soon, that warps the lines of time and space and sucks them all
into a single thread.  A twist that strong has to involve loss
of life -- this is the right place.

He drifts up the stairway into the single room of the attic.
There isn't much left in the house, all the furnishings are long
gone, stolen or sold for a food, maybe.  Fire up there, the weak
sense of the plasma...  ah, a lifeforce.  Human, male, and a
fairly long timeline in the back direction.  He lets the words
of transparency and inertness flow back into the elements, and
appears, a sort of lumpy fellow, gnarled and ugly.  The old man
hears him breathing and whirls, defensively.

"Who is it?"  His voice is querulous; two thieves in one night
is too much to put up with.

"Just a traveller, in search of a meal."  The voice is quiet,
friendly, inviting confidence.

The old man frowns; the single candle in the room does not light
the trespasser well enough for him to see clearly.

"You go away.  I don't have any food."

"How about sharing mine then?  I have some dried red soup in my
travel pack."  Rikkitani gestures and the fire lights under the
pot of water.  The old man's eyes go wide, and he looks around
in confusion.

"What was that?"

"What?"  Rikkitani gestures again, and the candle begins to burn
less hot but more brightly.

"That.  I thought ... it's been years since I felt that sensation.
Someone is using the Way magic."  The old man brightens.  "Are you
one of the enlightened ones?"

"No," Rikkitani laughs.  "Not me.  Are you?"

"Who are you?" the old man demands, but less strident this time.

"The water's hot, let me make us some soup," Rikkitani says in
deliberate non-sequitur.  The old man says nothing but he does
lean back into his chair.  Rikkitani pours a part of the contents
of a small pouch into two teacups, and pours hot water into the
cups afterwards.  He moves the liquid around in the cup with
another gesture, stirring in the soup base until it is a uniform
amber-brown and the aroma begins to waft around the room.

He places one cup on the low table beside the old man, and sips
from his own.  The old man hesitantly does the same, and smiles
wide.  He still has all his teeth, though a few are worn flat.

"Traveller, you still haven't told me your name," the old man
says.  He jabs his walking stick at the intruder.

"Rikki," the ugly man answers.  "What's your name, honorable
grandfather?"

The old man laughs, a cracked wispy sort of laugh.

"I ran out of names fifty years ago, traveller."

"You want mine?  I'll share."

"What would I do with such a thing?  I'm too old now, I have no
children, and my brothers or sisters do not know me, there are
no children who will remember me and send me hell money, nobody
who will raise my status before the gods.  I will be just an
honorless ghost, poor and with no standing, just as I am in life."

"What a dismal future.  How's this, old grandfather?  You come
travelling with me, and I'll make sure you have at least as much
honor and status as I have myself."

"Huh.  And what kind of honor and status does a vagabond like
you have?  Or are you high in the court of the monkey king?" the
old man says in that peculiar scornful way that only the very
old have mastered.  The ugly man lets a smile cross his apelike
face, making it even more simian.

"There's nothing dishonorable in being a traveller, grandfather.
You were a merchant yourself once, were you not? The paper on
that wall says Licensed Trading Agent, does it not?  Well, I'm
a kind of trading agent myself."

"And what do you trade?"  The old man suddenly notices the bowl
of red soup in front of him, and lifts it to his lips, sipping
noisily.

"All sorts of things, grandfather.  Anything that makes profit
without hurting anybody."  The ugly man shifts nervously.
"Grandfather, you must decide soon.  Disaster is coming on us,
and I must take you away from here before it hits."

"Will you keep me fed?  I'm tired of starving, and that was good
soup."

"I'll feed you as if it were my very self," Rikki replies,
showing his ape teeth in an unpleasant grin that the old man's
blurred eyes do not see.

"Good.  Hand me that box, then."

Rikki picks up the lacquer box, and hands it to the old man.  He
feels the approach in the outer reaches of the planetary gas
sheath of the plasma surrounding the crystal, moving towards them
faster than it should if it were simply dragged by the mass of
solid beneath their feet.  It veers, up, and over, magic and gods
interfere with its movement.  Only seconds -- the Opener of Ways
is standing there by the door, looking a little irritated.  He
shrugs, apologetic, as she leaves, and then he opens his heart,
dissolving the room and all within into plasma and solid and gas
and liquid, emotion and logic and transcendence and will.  The
old man gasps in surprise as he comes apart, and is drawn close,
and they step sideways and away from that Place as the rock from
beyond the sky smashes down into the room, exploding the building
and spawning a shockwave that crushes the two on either side.
Plasma sprays, igniting the surroundings, and phases shift
abruptly as kinetic energy is converted to heat.

A small part of Low City burns.

