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Subject: [VampQ] Guess What's Coming to Dinner!
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[VAMPQ] Guess What's Coming to Dinner?

Admin [The cast of characters for the [VampQ] thread:

Character         Created/Managed by
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Ja'nis            arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Bluestar Dreamer  NC312022@WVNVAXA.WVNET.EDU
Gemini            (Feline familiar of Bluestar Dreamer)
Moria Runecaster  Master Hawk <fannicm@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU>
Rathan Barbar     Morning Reaper <SWV3752@ritvax.isc.rit.edu>
Ah                (Blood spider created by Rathan)
Turion            "Mr. Sinister..." 
a salamander      (Turion's Travelling Companion)
Billy the Torch   JGE103@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
Matte Kudasai     Matt Hebert <HEBERT@UCBEH.SAN.UC.EDU>
Tomonobu Fujiwara rudnick@cfatrw.harvard.edu (Bret R. Rudnick)
Mathew Dawnstrider jcarl@jabba.ess.harris.com

Synopsis: The party members have been ambushed 
at a dinner given by their host, the vampire Pericles.
A great battle has just begun.]

Admin [As always, comments/questions welcome.

All the good parts of this post were written by Matt Hebert.]

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>     Unable to enjoy her food and not really interested in 
> dessert, Matte had just begun to try to excuse herself from 
> the table when the servants attacked.  Halfway out of her 
> seat already, she quickly leapt upon her chair and picked up 
> a piece of cutlery from the table.  She attempted to hit one 
> of the creatures attacking Moria on the opposite side of the 
> room, but was picked up from behind as she drew her arm back, 
> the knife falling harmlessly to the floor.

     Matte felt the grip of the armoured servant tighten as
she was lifted from her feet.  The creature's grasp was very
firm, and she was unable to free herself to conjure assistance
or use her weapon.  She grunted and kicked at her captor but
to no avail.

     Suddenly, she felt the iron grip give way as she landed
on her feet and heard the clatter of armour fall to the floor
above the din of battle in the room.

     She turned to see Tomonobu behind her, his sword flashing
at more armoured servants further away.  "Rescuing you is
getting to be a habit, Little One," he said as he moved away
to deal with problems of his own.  

     "Thanks," Matte smiled, and she turned to face the main
open area of the Great Hall.

     The rest of the party had spread themselves out fairly
well in an effort to defeat their would-be captors.  Moria
was hurling spells right and left, Tomonobu and Bluestar
seemed engaged in another contest of swordsmanship, and
Rathan had just hurled a blast at Pericles.  Even during 
all this chaos, Turion sat calmly at his place, sipping wine.

     "I hope Billy isn't in the middle of it," Matte
said to herself.

     Through the huge double doors at the far end she saw
enter the Hall at least a dozen giant trolls, all armed with
nets and cudgels to subdue the questors.

     "Do not destroy them," she heard the voice of Pericles
above the pandemonium in the room.  "Subdue them!"

     "Well, they might be in for a nasty surprise," Matte
grinned.  

     Since Tomonobu had succeeded in giving her some breathing 
room, Matte smiled and decided she had time to collect a large 
favor.  She quickly fell into the trance which connected her to 
the most desolate planes.

     After a moment in which she appeared to nearly collapse,
the little exorcist's head violently jerked up to stare almost 
vacantly at the ceiling.  An arch of flame which nearly touched 
that ceiling burst forth from Matte's mouth and struck the 
floor in front of the right flank of trolls.

     As Matte was quickly recovering from her trance, the flame 
burned itself away and left in its place a wide, low demon which 
glowed red against the flat black of its cooler areas.  The 
creature's body was stocky, but molten, and seemed to be 
constantly on the verge of dripping away into a puddle.  Two 
luminous eyes immediately locked on the nearest trolls.

     The demon extended two disproportionally long arms to grasp 
a brace of opponents by their throats, smoke curling up at the 
contact, the stench of burning flesh slowly collecting in the 
large hall.  A moment later the trolls' heads tumbled onto the 
ground, their necks burned through, and the trolls' bodies 
stumbled about in search of them.  The demon ignored the 
headless trolls and waded into the flank.

     "Blast it!"  Matte was obviously disappointed with the 
results of her summons.  "I'm going to have to invite Miost to 
my place for another chat.  I deserved better than that!"

     A quick look around told her she had time for one more 
conjuration.  Through a trance that lasted only a moment, she
summoned a flock of small winged demons with talons like long,
curved knives.  These dropped out of the air and fell upon the
trolls with tremendous zeal and terrifying shrieks.  Pieces of
troll quickly began to litter the floor, and the demons were
effective in shredding several nets as well.

     Matte felt much better about the new troops, but did not
have a real opportunity to relish her handiwork.  A skeletal
servant, who obviously had shed his Festival costume, buried 
the head of a bardiche into the floor near her.  Hiking up the
front of her skirt and briefly exposing her short muscular legs,
Matte quickly retrieved her flail and began an attack of her own.

     Her prowess with the weapon was quickly apparent, and she 
easily parried the clumsy strokes of the skeleton.  The
creature's skull fragmented into tiny pieces a few swings later,
and Matte paused a moment to determine the current state of the
battle.

     Her demons were succeeding in slowing the trolls down, but 
these seemed to withstand the effects of fire better than most.  
Two of the winged demons had already been dispatched by the
cudgels, and it was clear that the battle was far from over.  

     Tomonobu's fighting had taken him further into the
middle of the room than he would have liked.  He would prefer
to have his back to a wall or some other large object that
wouldn't spring to life and attack.  

     But as he started to make his way back to the fireplace
many of the remaining armours saw the opportunity to cut him off,
isolate, and capture him.  They made a move to surround him.

     Tomonobu, tiring from the ferocity of the battle so far,
raised his sword, Onigoroshi, above his head in preparation for
an all-out assault.  The blade gleamed with the pale yellow light
of a cold, full winter moon.  "This way to Hell!" he shouted
at the creatures as they closed the gap.

     Matte turned at the warrior's call.  She hesitated for 
just a moment.  If it had been anyone but Tomonobu, she would
have doubted they could defend against this kind of onslaught. 
But the samurai had saved her life several times now, and she 
had almost begun to see him as invincible.  The armours, however,
pressed him ferociously, and it appeared that he might be
overwhelmed.

     The little half-hobbit quickly began to attack one of
Tomonobu's flanks from behind.  These armours were better
fighters than the skeletons, and her flail was less effective
against them.  But she did manage to distract them enough to
provide Tomonobu with some openings, of which he quickly took
advantage.  She also made quite sure that she did not get herself
too deeply into a battle of her own that she could not win.

     As the last of the armours fell and the warrior turned to
the center with a fresh stance, he nodded briefly but
respectfully to the barefoot lady.  "My thanks, Little One."

     "I don't like debts, Samurai," Matte quipped.  They shared a
somewhat grim smile, then quickly turned their attentions to the
main fray.

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