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From: pcalvert@economics.adelaide.edu.au (...sage)
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Subject: Littlefair's repsonse: WANTED STUDS and GORGEOUS WOMEN!!
Date: 9 May 1994 01:56:20 GMT
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****ADMIN - please keep this stuff out of APD-I
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It was early Saturday afternoon when a little man in a grubby 
trenchcoat furtively stole through the door of the Dragon's Inn.

He went up to Littlefair and flashed a card and a polished smile.
The card read 

   Flesh Peddlers
   Paradise Communications, USA


and the man said, I've tacked a notice up outside for all to see.
Thought I might spread the word in here too. I know you won't mind.

Littlefair's eyebrows came together over his nose and he stopped wiping
the glass in his hand.
His eyes turned frosty and he gave the man a glare that even 20th level
Barbarians would recognise as a sign that major damage was imminent.

The little man didn't spot it though and turned around to face the
patrons, clearing his throat as he started to climb on a table.

He was about to start his little speech when a meaty hand grabbed him by
the neck and tossed him in a lazy arc out the door and face-first into a
conveniently placed mud puddle.

Littlefair tore down the notice the man had put up (right over the sign
of the Dragon) and ripped it into tiny pieces which he then sprinkled 
the surprised man.

"Try the Spitting Cobra" said Littlefair, with a menacing growl.
"They kicked me out too" wailed the man.
"Then get a life and leave this place" said Littlefair, and let your
colleagues know that they can expect the same if they try the same."

With that Littlefair trudged back into the Inn and finished wiping the
glass, shaking his head and wondering when people would learn.

                                                        ...sage
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