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Subject: [Housestorm]  A Learning Xperience
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ADMIN:  The cast, characters, and techie crew of the [HouseStorming]
Thread:

Alan Smith <arsmith@lamar.colostate.edu>..........Palandun Lintesul
Spider Boardman <spider@orb.nashua.nh.us>.........Selna
Chris Meadows <chm173s@nic.smsu.edu>..............Andrea, Sheryl and Jay.
Andrea Evans <andrea.evans@orb.nashua.nh.us>......Kadrys
Penny Hutchison <penny@agora.rain.com>............Leah and Errol
Stephen Hutchison <hutch@hutch.jf.intel.com>......Miro
Alfvaen <aaron@amisk.cs.ualberta.ca>..............Eowyn/Teonyl
Wolvie <wolvie@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>..............Lance and Blaze

Invaluable help:
Colin Sebastian Roald <colin@callisto.pas.rochester.edu>
Heather Loresch <nevyn@camelot.bradley.edu>
Kelly J. Cooper <kjc@cs.rutgers.edu>
Liralen Li <li@data-io.com>

All characters are property of their respective authors, and this story is
copyright 1994 by Andrea Evans.  Permission is granted for the
distribution of this story on the usual alt-net channels and for archival
but all other rights, including repost, are reserved to the author.

Background: Just after the storm Andrea and Sheryl bought a house which
proved to be loaded with traps.  So they gathered together the rest of the
team to help them discover the secret to their new home.  They split up
into two teams after leaving the ballroom.  This continues the progress of
the team heading toward the master bedroom (begun in "Half a league, half
a league...").

===========================================================================

The last of the lights kindled hours ago by Selna's trap-detection spell,
faded from the handle of the bedroom door.  Errol straightened, and
turned, bowing toward her and Teonyl.
"Ladies first..." he smirked.

Teonyl was tempted to take him up on it, not out of bravado, but because
she felt sure, despite his mocking manner, that he wouldn't have made the
offer if it wasn't safe.  But in the same moment Selna chuckled, saying
"Nono, _kind_ sir.  Age before beauty."

At that, Errol glanced sideways at Kadrys, and drew breath to speak, but
grinned and stayed silent.  His gloved hand caressed the doorknob, and it
turned with an anticlimactic click.

Errol poked his head round the door, assessing the room at a glance.
The others, waiting in the hall outside, heard him snicker suddenly.
"What did Andrea say her landlord's name was?  M. Valdemar perhaps?"

Kadrys leaned forward, peering over Errol's shoulder.
"Now that's what I call a late sleeper."

He pushed the door fully open, and as the two thieves moved further into
the room, Teonyl and Selna caught their first glimpse of what lay beyond.
The master bedroom was a wooden-panelled, windowless space, with few
furnishings apart from a massive carved double bed.  And the bed was
occupied.

The withered corpse of the master thief lay sprawled across the bed.
Teonyl caught her breath, only now picking up a faint, faded reek of mold
and dust and rot.  The body was so old that the worst of the decay was
years past, and the leathery skin had dried and shrunk tight to the bones.

Errol glanced back over his shoulder at Teonyl, his round eye catching the
light in a sudden sharp glint.  "What do you think?"

She needed no further prompting.  Another test, then.  Very well.  Her
lips tightened and she surveyed the room in a detached, businesslike way.
Beside her, Selna's voice rose and fell in the clear song of elvish
spellcasting.  Teonyl paused, waiting for the telltale glimmer to pick
out any further traps.  Nothing.  She released the breath she hadn't
realised she'd been holding.

"Well, uh, apart from the lack of unpleasant surprises...  present company
excepted," she added with an ironic nod toward the corpse, "there are no
hidden rooms off this one, there's no spare space in the layout for them."
She glanced at the dragonet perched on Selna's shoulder.  It chirruped
its agreement at her.

She took a few slow steps toward the bed, hesitant not from fear but from
recent experience in this house of traps and more traps.  She stared more
closely at the body.  Its left hand was clawed against its shrunken chest,
and its head was thrown back in an agonised contortion.  Heart attack?
Who knew.  Its other hand, crooked as an eagle's talon, was stretched out
over its head.  Toward the wall?  Teonyl stared at it, straining her
sight.  Nothing, not a crack.  She tapped on the panelling, listening for
any hollowness.  Solid as stone.  Not the wall.  The bed?  She stepped
closer still, staring at the carved wooden frame of the bed, the tall
bedposts, spiralling in mockery of a unicorn's horn.  The bedhead, carved
in a simple repeating pattern of crosses and circles.  She leaned forward
until her nose was almost against the wood.  Circles.  Crosses.  Nothing.
Nothing.  ...Wait.  There.  Tiny marks of abrasion, almost too faint to
be seen.  Marks surrounding a single element of the repeated pattern.

Teonyl stepped back, looked over at Errol, and allowed herself a smile, as
she pointed toward the particular piece of carving.  Errol nodded.
"Heh.  Yes.  'Hugs and kisses' go together, but it's still X that marks
the spot."  He spoke no word of praise.  He did not need to.  The grin
that crinkled the corners of his eyes was enough.  Teonyl raised her
eyebrows, moved her finger a little closer to the carving.  "Should I?"

Errol shrugged, nonchalant as always.  "It's your discovery, it should
be your honour."

Without hesitation she pressed it, trusting in Selna's magic, in Kadrys'
skills, above all in the ability of Errol as a mentor in the Art.
Under her touch, the X sank into the headboard with the faintest possible
click.  And, all over the silent house, there rose a running tide of tiny
noises, snaps and sproings and twangs of arcane mechanisms, as traps 
mundane and mystical were at long last secured.

*** Interlude ***

"Hugs and kisses, uhh, nowait, noughts and crosses, that was it.
Hey remember that one?  How 'bout we play another round of that?"

A man grins eagerly across a gameboard that is a living, turning world.
His grin is met by another, changeless grin.  A skeletal hand is extended,
and gives an emphatic thumbs down.

"Oh fooey.  You're just sore cause we tie in that version.  Spoilsport."

