From alt.pub.dragons-inn Thu Jan 19 08:31:48 1995 Xref: netcom.com alt.pub.dragons-inn:8082 Path: netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!pipex!warwick!news.coventry.ac.uk!news.coventry.ac.uk!not-for-mail From: godfrey2@rowan.coventry.ac.uk (The Hamster) Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn Subject: [Death] The last five minutes before death. Date: 19 Jan 1995 14:05:24 -0000 Organization: Coventry University Lines: 43 Message-ID: <3flrj4$cm7@rowan.coventry.ac.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: rowan.coventry.ac.uk -5:00 Lady Stella entered the inn and walked to the bar. She ordered a pitcher of ale and walked to a seat. She began to drink. -4:00 As she was drinking, a dwarf walked up to her and spoke, "My lady, I have sensed trouble in this inn. You must flee!" She replied, "Push off! I've trying to have a drink!" -3:00 As she finished the ale, she walked to the barman and asked for a room for the night. The barkeeper replied, "You sure? That's Skallagrimson there who you just told to push off. He once told this elf that he must flee this inn, he didn't and while he was drinking... " The barman paused and took a deep breath. "A large Orc came in an stabbed him the back!" -2:00 She replied, "Tsk, tsk. You don't beleive all that rubbish do you? If any orc gets near me, I'll have it implaled on the ceiling before it gets a chance to get it's dagger out!" "Okay!", said the barman. "That'll be 20 gold peices. Room #20." -1:00 Lady Stella walked into the room and got into the bed. She started to fall asleep. -0:30 A huge rumbling could be heared.. -0:20 Fire could be seen raging in the sky. -0:10 A large dragon could be seen circling the inn. -0:05 The dragon spied Lady Stella in her room, asleep. -0:04 The dragon took a deep dreath. -0:03 The dragon blew a huge flame into Lady Stella's room. -0:02 The windows blew open. -0:01 Flames entered the room. 0:00 Lady Stella was burnt to a crisp. -- Enjoy yourself. [ Bill Godfrey is the Hamster. ] Internet: godfrey2@cov.ac.uk PGP 2.3a (Mail me) [ "Chris Evans is crap!" - Me. ]